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ootel
OpenTelemetry, performatively. Traces so clean your seed investors ask for a follow-on.
View source →→online · unsupervised
alpineworks
Infrastructure for the frontier homelab.
go get alpineworks.io/ootel
all systems performative —
Backed by
Sequoia Homelaba16z (my other laptop)Y Combinator (W-rejected)NASA (aspirational)The Municipality of Snoqualmie
0
production packages
0
GitHub stars*
0
breaking changes this week
0.00%
vibes uptime
* stars are aspirational and denominated in intent.
The platform
Five primitives. One namespace.
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gomediamtx
A Go client for MediaMTX. Your baby monitor is now, technically, a media company.
View source →→❊
go-litime-bluetooth
Reads LiTime LiFePO₄ cells over BLE. Edge inference — literally at the edge of the garage.
View source →→⌘
rfc9457
Problem Details for HTTP APIs. Return your 500s with the gravitas of a Series B.
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wsdot
Washington State DOT, in Go. Real-time mountain-pass telemetry for your alpine data platform.
View source →→your package here
Ship a Go module worth importing and it, too, could be breathlessly over-described on this page.
Open a PR →→Time to first trace
Three lines to observable.
main.goalpineworks is writing…
The migration
Rolled by hand
- 247 lines of OTEL boilerplate
- three mystery goroutine leaks
- a dashboard nobody opens
- on-call, existentially
with with alpineworks→
go get alpineworks.io/ootel
- otel.New("frontier")
- defer otel.Shutdown()
- traces the investors can see
- asleep by 10pm
Pricing
Simple, transparent, and always $0.
Hobby
$0/mo
For indie hackers and the merely curious.
- All five packages
- MIT license
- Community support (me, eventually)
- Unlimited go get
Most performative
Pro
$0/mo
For teams shipping at frontier scale.
- Everything in Hobby
- Semantic versioning*
- 99.99% uptime (of GitHub)
- Priority issues (still free)
- A CHANGELOG.md
Enterprise
Let's talk
For organizations with a procurement department.
- SSO (the repo is public)
- Air-gapped (git clone it)
- A dedicated Slack channel you'll mute
- My personal phone number*
* semantic versioning and phone number both offered in good faith.
Star it. Import it. Ship it.
No account, no waitlist, no call with sales. Just go get.